Proof that Chani is like jam

Chani is like jam because....

She's jammy

Chani is like jam because...

If you warm her up in a saucepan she goes all runny

Chani is like jam because....

She sits around on bits of bread

Chani is like jam because.....

She is strawberry flavoured

Chani is like jam because....

You keep her in a jar in your cupboard, and she goes furry on top after a few months